My roommate.

• Jess: (texts me from 20 ft away in the common room) LET'S MAKE BACON
• Me: (shouting from my bed) JESS YOU ARE RETARDED
• Jess: (laughs out loud-
• Jess: then texts) So does that mean it's a date....
• Me: (doesn't answer)
• Jess: (shouting) JEN, CHECK YOUR TEXTSSSSS
• Me: (texts back) Tell me I'm pretty!
• Jess: (shouting from common room) YOU'RE PRETTTYYYYY

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