I shouldn’t be allowed to be in charge of creating events on facebook

I shouldn’t be allowed to be in charge of creating events on facebook

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

soulfish:

YES

"C-C-COOL. BYE."

  -current life status

alreadylostinmyhead:

There is a George Costanza in all of us.

You will fulfill your destiny and lead this coven. God knows you’ll do a better job of it than I ever did, though you won’t look half as good doing it.

ceesquatch:

this is actually what texas sounds like

trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work